If you don't get it, you shouldn't be here.

First the rules were outlines;

<rnx>The first rule of Hell is: You do not talk about Hell. The second rule of Hell is: You do not talk about Hell. the third rule of hell is, if someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the chat is over. The fourth rule is: only two guys to a chat. The fifth rule of Hell... One chat at a time folks. Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes. Seven rule. Chats will go as long as they have to. The Eight and final rule of Hell... if this is your first night in Hell, you HAVE to chat.

Then all #Hell broke loose

<rnx>Fuck off with your members and admins, I say never be Promoted, I say stop being politically correct, I say let... lets evolve, let the noobs fall where they may.

< PelvicThrusters>Anything you talk about here is free sir.

<rnx> I WANT YOU. TO CHAT WITH ME. AS HARD AS YOU CAN.

< PelvicThrusters>Oww.. my fucking ear! Why did you talk into my fucking ear
< PelvicThrusters>No it was perfect!
<rnx> Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are Ipholio's unwanted children? So be it

<rnx> Go ahead, Chuckskull , you can cry.
<Chuckskull>rnx: you have to consider the possibility ipholio doesn't like you
< PelvicThrusters>Thing of those first noobs shot into space? Without their sacrifice, we would have nothing
<ashwynmayr>you do not have a beautiful or unique chat interface. you are the same h4x3d n00b as everyone else.

< PelvicThrusters>Oh come on DarthAnime42.. We really like this place!
<rnx> DarthAnime42: I am chix0r's smirking revenge.

** DarthAnime42 was kicked by Chuckskull * I want to breathe smoke
< PelvicThrusters>Chuckskull wanted to destroy something noobful

< PelvicThrusters>Chuckskull... Chuckskull had bitchtits
< PelvicThrusters>HIS NAME IS CHUCK SKULL

< PelvicThrusters>She said at any moment she could be kicked.. the tragedy was that she wasn't
<rnx>Man, I see in #hell the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all of us living in basements, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation correcting typos, kicking noobs; slaves of lolly. Consumership has us chasing suscriptions and prints, working jobs we hate so we can buy daily deviations we don't need. We're the middle children of dAmn, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a hacks war... our Great Depression is when we're internetless. We've all been raised on YouTube to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and internet gods, and website stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're chatting, chatting like no other.

<rnx> IT'S NOT UNTIL YOU GET BANNED THAT YOU'RE FREE TO DO ANYTHING.

< PelvicThrusters>LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE PATHETIC! STOP TRYING TO CONTROL EVERYTHING AND GET KICKED

< PelvicThrusters>If you aren't well on your way to becoming an admin in 6 months rnx.. I will come back and I will kill you

< PelvicThrusters>This probably isn't a real ban.. just one of those 1 week things..
<rnx> Motherfucker! You spammed me in the window!

< PelvicThrusters>Yeah.. I get it, you're leet.. How's that working out for you? Being Leet?
<rnx> I am Rendarin's Colon
<rnx> ViciousZen enters and licks me

< PelvicThrusters>I call him up and say "Chuckskull, Now what?"
< PelvicThrusters>He says get into sinners
< PelvicThrusters>The next year I call him up and say Chuckskull, Now What?
< PelvicThrusters>He says, get into Demons
< PelvicThrusters>The next year I call him and say "Chuckskull, Now What?"
< PelvicThrusters>He says .. I dunno Make admin
< PelvicThrusters>We are a generation raised by admins
< PelvicThrusters>I'm thinking, is another admin really what we need

<rnx> I am the Redeemed' inflamed sense of rejection.

<rnx> Get the fuck out of here, you're banned!
<rnx>I have a better solution. You keep me on the Sinners as an outside consultant and in exchange for my status, my job will be never to tell people these logs that I save. I don't even have to come into the office, A Bot can do this logging from home.

< PelvicThrusters>When Chuckskull was in the office, he couldn't tell you if you ordered pens with black or blue ink, but he was a god for one minute when he banned DarthAnime42. Even if I could of told him that was a nice kick, I wouldn't be talking to the same guy
<rnx> You wanna see ignorance? Swing by #devart. See the guys with the questions. That's ignorance.
<rnx> I am joysoftruth's raging 56k.

< PelvicThrusters>Then we apply the formula. A is the amount of noobs, B is the probability of Suck, and C is the Number of them. A x B x C .. If C = Less than the typing involved in a kick, We don't do one. "Which Chat room do you work for" .. A major one.

< PelvicThrusters>"I want #H3lp" .. .This girl had done her homework. "Okay, you get help, but I want #Whores"
< PelvicThrusters>rnx: You met me in a very strange time for this chat.

< PelvicThrusters>On a long enough timeline, everyones status drops to banned.

< PelvicThrusters>Those pigs.. they banned him. They banned him in the back of the head.
< PelvicThrusters>You just had a near Chat experience!

<rnx>He was *the* deviantart core admin in the dAmn portion.

<rnx>"You're the best anonymous friend I've ever had on /b/."

"???"

"See theres forced anonymity on /b/ so..."

"Oh I get it. Copypasta. Hows that working out for you?"

<rnx> His name is Chuckskull.
<rnx> His name is Chuckskull.
<rnx> His name is Chuckskull.
<rnx> His name is Chuckskull.
<rnx> Oh i get it
<Chuckskull>
<rnx> in Muted, we have a name. His name... is Chuckskull.

< PelvicThrusters>Don't look, I can't chat when you're looking
< PelvicThrusters>He is currently involved in a class action suit againt #Hell about the contents of Kicks in their room

< PelvicThrusters>With a kickban in your mouth, you speak only in vowels

<rnx>The first rule of /b/ is - you do not talk about /b/. The second rule of /b/ is - you DO NOT talk about /b/. Third rule of /b/, someone yells i came!, closes his computer, posts cp, the thread is closed. Fourth rule, only Guys on the internet. Fifth rule, one post at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no mud, no grey area. Seventh rule, threads will go on as long as they are bumped. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night on /b/... you have to post.

< PelvicThrusters>This is the greatest moment of your life and you're off in #Love4artfun missing it!
< PelvicThrusters>You enter you're cave.. you see your power animal. *blue-six approaches*
Blue-Six: Slide.

< PelvicThrusters>The next time I was in there I would just grab him and say "Chuckskull YOU FAKE! YOU TOURIST! GO AWAY! I NEED THIS"

< PelvicThrusters>Here is your homework, You are to get into a chat, and you are to be kicked!
< PelvicThrusters>If you get Ops, you've failed


I wish to thank the following for participating


And ofcourse, for being stupid and ignorant enough to kick the whole thing off
Thankyou

Those paying attention will notice Chuckskull was; Jack, Robert Pulson and Marla